19 Things I’ve Done

“Can I call you back?” — me, circa 1987

Since I was a little kid I’ve always looked for ways to make a buck.

In primary school I remember selling lollypops for 50 cents each from a bag of 50 that cost me a few bucks.

The day I could legally take a job delivering newspapers at 12 I had my application in with the local rag. I fudged my birthday “accidentally” to get my first hourly wage job so I could start pushing shopping trolleys a couple of months before I turned 14…

I was hungry.

The number and breadth of jobs I’ve had is a source of amusement for friends, when I invariably bring up the time that I had some job that they’ve never heard of before — adding to a long list of surprise employment in their minds.

Their source of amusement and my source of pride.

Many of these jobs I held concurrently. At one point I was working from 6am to 4pm at a bagel shop, 5pm to 11pm waiting tables at a restaurant, then driving medical samples across the suburbs for the rest of the weekend.

So here’s the list.

  • Free newspaper delivery, Geelong Independent Newspapers
  • Newspaper hawker, The West Australian
  • Shopping trolley assistant & general hand, Supa Valu Supermarkets
  • Kitchenhand, Chicken Treat
  • Night cleaner, Coles butchery department
  • Dishwasher (and later waiter), Thai restaurant
  • Barista, bagel shop
  • Waiter, the Witches Cauldron
  • Medical courier, Mayne Health
  • Motorcycle delivery driver (and later sales/marketing/logistics), Vmoto motorcycles
  • Telesales, contract
  • Photo booth sales, independent*
  • Nightclub promoter, Cassette*
  • Ad sales, Mr Chop*
  • Marketing manager, 360 Desktop
  • Managing director, Native Digital*
  • CEO, Elto*
  • Product Manager, GoDaddy
  • Consultant, independent*

Those with an asterisk* were working for myself. I’ve omitted all of the ones that never went anywhere, had little to no revenues, or that lasted less than 6 months.

Right now I’m on sabbatical, taking time out to figure what I’m going to do next and where I can make the most impact.

I’m looking forward to adding #21 to the list.

This post was originally published on Medium.